I'm dancing on the White House lawn
Sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn
Hanging round the gardens of Babylon
Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up
She gets more fan mail than the Pope
She takes the mickey out of all my phobias
Like signing cheques to ward off double pneumonia 

Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze 

I'm leaning on the Tower of Pisa
Had an eyeful of the tower in France
I'm hanging round the gardens of Madison 

And the seat of learning
And the flush of success
Relieves a constipated mind
I'm like a gourmet in a skid row diner
A fitting menu for a dilettante 

Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze
Love is a fire of flaming brandy
Upon a crepe suzette
Let's get this romance cooking, honey
But let us not forget 

Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze

Shake Me Up God Is God Spark Somebody Up The Eyes Of A Woman Candle In The Wind  On my horsey First Joy I WANNA MOVE TO THE BEAT OF YOUR HEART We are living for the Metal The Hard - Knock Life Immaterialised WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE My World Is Empty Without You I Hate Jimmy Page De Stad Amsterdam I'm Sorry (But So Is Brenda Lee) The Wonderful Cross Ashes Of My Heart Lights Off Cruci-Fiction In Space Ccd Song 97 WWOZ On My Block This Trust Will Kill Again

Come With Me LOST HORIZONS My Destiny Giganten Nocturnal Pleasure Why Judy Tear Da Roof Off Ein Schritt Zuviel Wretched Wilbur You Are The Sunshine Of My Life Vegetable Friend The Riverflow Smokescreen (Come And Get Me) Come Back Down I Won't Grow Up I'll Never Let You Go (Little Darlin') Brennende Haende The Way Will Be Opening JTR (John the Revelator) Searching For My Love Pájaros En La Cabeza Theme From Mahogany El DíA Es Claro 10 Chicken Wands and A Bottle of Dom