EBAY
Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
New lyrics by Al Yankovic

Yeah
A used...pink bathrobe
A rare...mint snow globe
A Smurf...TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house...is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy...your knick-knack
Just check...my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy...your tchotchkes
Sell me..your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sail)
(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah...(I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why...The kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay

This Morning Taphead Love is Coming Down The First Noel I Never Want To Love You In A Half Hearted Way The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF YOUR HEART I Am Stretched on Your Grave Poor Poor Pharao Imagine That Hold Open Eyes Only You Missin' Your Love Backseat Driver Air Hoodlum Little Lack of Love Miseria Cantare (The Beginning) Walk Away Thios Fa'n Chosta Thorn I Want More Life Goes On (Tupac Tribute) Down Like That

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