EBAY
Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
New lyrics by Al Yankovic

Yeah
A used...pink bathrobe
A rare...mint snow globe
A Smurf...TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house...is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy...your knick-knack
Just check...my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy...your tchotchkes
Sell me..your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sail)
(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah...(I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why...The kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay

Keep Your Head Up Hot Damn (Cot Damn Remix) Shotgun Can't Get Enough We Still Crunk!!! HOW CAN A POOR MAN STAND SUCH TIMES AND LIVE ? Eenie Meenie What a Day Hityawitdat PEACE The Water Is Wide Inspector Gadget Otilija White Boyz Die Boote Der Jugend Wig-Wam Bam Local Hero Wielki Odkrywco WyobraŸni Settled Thru A Drag In D Flat Tha Shiznit No Sera Lo Mismo Sin Ti Calling Dr. Love Gates of Bereavement

Trains Backwater Why Me Lord Give Back My Heart Blame It On Texas Dead On the Way Home What'd I Say One More Chance Chica Bonita The Corpse I Fell In Love With Something Oceanliner Male Ego Burning For You The Life Of Riley Tough on a Tightrope Red Rain Courage Of Your Convictions Nur Mit Dir Butcher Shop Paranoid No Me Queda Mas (English Translation) I'll Be Around